An aircraft is about to crash.
There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately
only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the
best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it
would be unfair to them if I died"
So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the
wife of the former President of the United States. I am
also the most dedicated woman in the world, a Senator
in New York and America's potential future President".
She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, "I am the
President of the United States of America. I have a
huge responsibility in world politics. And apart from that,
I am the most intelligent President in the history of the
country and I have a responsibility to my people not to
die."
So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth
passenger, a ten year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I
have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest
I will give you the last parachute".
The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is
also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent
President has taken my schoolbag..."
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